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The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.
Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.
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When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!
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When you park on the line in a parking lot, taking up TWO spaces.
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Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
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When a police officer pulls over or is about to arrest another officer , the act is called double blue , blue vs blue , police vs police , this is a term used by police , it is known that police let other officers get away with crimes , even murder as in the case if Breonna Taylor, where ag daniel cameron failed to bring charges against the cops who killed her in her own home as she slept at night .... double blue prevented charges from sticking to officers since all cops have an unspoken agreement of the protection of double blue from their actions simply because they are a cop , its should be illegal and it is a disgraceful part of the United States justice system
At a traffic stop, a driver pulled over said to the police officer who had him at gunpoint"Your going to shoot me on double blue !"
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