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The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.
Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!
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People that smoke the magic dragon, smoke reefers, blunts marijuana, pot, and so on.
"Coilliepik got caught smoking the magic dragon and sippin' on a 40 in his lowrider".
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When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.
"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"
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When your balls shrink, your nut sack shrivels and becomes thick like dragon skin.
fuck its freaking cold out here, my sac is shrunk and I gots dragon skin.
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when a girl has semen coming out of her nose after a blow job.
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When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.
Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!
Boy2: Yeah what is it?
Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!
Boy2: Why is it handicapped?
Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!
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A bunch of dragons with skills like god. They stay together as a team and fight the evil.
Oh Diu! (see diu) The Magical Dragons are here, we're fucked! They're gonna wipe us out!
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