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The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."
when your teacher likes to fail you
mrs.butthead has a failing fettish because she keeps failing me
when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment
yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.
Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:
Ted: Failed banger, Ed
A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are
Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now
Acrylic Fails means two bad ass bitches doing great things with their spare time. Acrylic Fails girls are so much fun to be around and most people wish they were them. They are usually found sipping and painting badly, wearing acrylic nails and making acrylic fails. Their fans buy these paintings and the money is all donated to charity - how bloody good! Found in New Zealand but fans can be found all over the globe.
"Wow I listened to Acrylic Fails latest podcast today I laughed my ass off!"
"I know right, I bought one of Acrylic Fails paintings and hung it in my main entranceway"