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Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 05, 2020


Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 27, 2013


Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 03, 2017


Jorble-Ham Phenomenon

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.

“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”

by therealtricheal July 31, 2023


spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

by masarasa6000 October 26, 2011


chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin

"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."

by jlover January 06, 2010


what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"

by XDbork January 22, 2019