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When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.
Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"
Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.
“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”
To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams
Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams
Noun.
A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin
"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."
when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog
"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"