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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"

*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!

by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009

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West Virginia paper plate

noun

1. A paper towel

2. A sheet of paper

There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!

by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019


Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.

Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 9, 2022

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Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

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rock paper suckers

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.

Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times

by Fortnite>women February 13, 2018

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brown paper bag school

Perjorative term for Fisk, Spellman College and Howard Universities, all of which have in the past have been allegedly guilty of refusing to admit students with skin tone darker than a brown paper bag.

"No way am I going to a brown paper bag school. I'm applying to 'Skegee (Tuskegee)."

by Bill Peters August 20, 2006

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rock-paper-scissors logic

1. A flawed method of reasoning which states that if one thing can beat another, and that second thing can beat another thing, then the first thing can beat the third. In reality there are far too many factors involved for that to be consistantly true. It is ironicly named after the popular game of rock-paper-scissors which is a clear example of how it is faulty.

"Well, Link is powerful enough to defeat Ganon and Ganon was powerful enough to conquer Hyrule, so Link could conquer Hyrule too!" "No way. Stop using rock-paper-scissors logic."

by Zaenos June 24, 2006

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