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a shaggy legged girl, according to robin scherbatsky (season3 episode3)
- i need a new treatment, i look like a turkish lesbian
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A bi lesbian typically refers to someone who prefers feminine nonbinary people, but doesn't want to misgender them. It can also refer to someone who is sexually attracted to women but will date men. In their minds, the 'lesbian' part in this refers not to girl on girl, but is referring to the femininity of the gender they are attracted to. This isn't the best way to call themselves, however. They should call themselves "bi with a female lean," because lesbian is a term that means female on female, and bisexual contradicts that.
I am a bi lesbian because I don't know how to word things properly.
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When you fuck a lesbian and she turns straight.
Brian:Hey what are you doing this weekend.
Will:I don't know yet.
Brian:Well i'm going to a party so I can slay a lesbian.
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adjective
1: of or relating to Lesbos
2: of or relating to supposed homosexuality between females usually involving gratuitous making out and heavy petting that generally takes place on a weekend evening. Can also be characterized by the "Bi" designation that is listed under "Orientation"
Mary: "I love making out with girls!"
Michael: "Bitch you ain't nothin but a myspace lesbian"
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When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.
"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."
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When two lesbian guilds become one.
tFG merged with THs, they are now Super Lesbians!
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The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.
Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )
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