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The art of making everything seem miserable
Yet again Sarah and her girlfriend lesbianated another family function
Jason: that girl Kayla is such a hottie. I can turn her straight
William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.
Similar to a vegetarian, in the fact that they don't eat meat.
Me: Hey did you know Izzy is a lesbian?
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah.
A woman who is attracted to other women only
Person: Hey, I’m a lesbian
Straight girl: Oh...you don’t have a crush on me or anything, right?
Person: No, Emily, I don’t have a crush on your lulu lemon, iced coffee, scrunching wearing ass. I’m a lesbian. That doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.