Alabama Drip Dry

When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.

Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.

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Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

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Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.

Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.

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alabama crimson tide

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant

Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!

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alabama dick punch

A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.

I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?

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Alabama pudding pop

The act of having anal sex and then getting a blow job immediately after.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I gave her an Alabama pudding pop.

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Alabama Book Burning

A book burning involving only Harry Potter books.

"Hey Jim, Me an' my church pals are goin down to burn those damn satanic books. It's time fer a good ol' fashion Alabama book burning!"

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