The act of purchasing someone and making them your bitch.
I just bought out your ass by writing you a check for $3800 making you my property for the next month.
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This shit is too blingy, Im gonna get some flat black rattle can from da zone and murder it out!
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To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
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The state of mind after attending a full weekend of Gay Pride events, dance clubs, gay cruises, drag shows, circuit parties, or other kind of major gay event that, by the end of it, you just don't have the mental energy to even lip sync a Lady GaGa song or criticize someone's outfit.
After a weekend of brunch and shopping with Kyle and Trevor, a trip to the Gold's Gym in the Castro, watching the entire Pride Parade, seeing Sex in the City 2, and going out dancing until 4am, Sam was entirely Gayed Out.
Girl, after 10 days on a cruise ship full of gay men, I'm so Gayed Out that I just want to watch the Discovery Channel and listed to Mellencamp.
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new faggotry used by newfags to declare the complete undeniable homosexuality
Newfag: A master is out!
Old fag: GTFO newfag!!!!!!!!!!
Anon: GTFO MY INTERWEBS!!!!!!!!
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To be horrified; to feel so empty that you believe "my god, I must be a black hole"; depressed and aware of the emptiness of existence, mankind, etc.
Seeing people buying stuff at the mall all hungrily got me all voided out.
I just got voided out by the idea of working some meaningless job that I hate.
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