interweb

A sarcastic term for the internet. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.

Hay guys, I'm using teh interweb!!!

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interweb

The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.

Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?"
THE BIG BLUE E!
"oh that one....okay...something happened"
Did the window open up?
"Window? What window, the screen changed..."
Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar.
"The wh..who..where?"
Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb..
"I thought it was called the internet?"
Fuck you mom, fuck you.

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interweb

What your grandparents call the internet

Grandad: Hey! What are you doing on the interweb
You: Its interNET and im watching porn!
Grandad: mind if i join you

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interweb

A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

You suck at teh Interweb.

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interweb

an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.

it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'

i love surfing the interweb!

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interweb

a device used for looking at pr0n and paying your taxes.

i'm hitting a dry spell. I need some of that interwebz

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interweb

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

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