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That thing that was done before you were born.
Father: Let's have nasty sex honey!
Mother: You want to have a child?
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When a man shoves his dick in a woman's vagina.
Me and my girlfriend had sex last night.
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Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!
May I please have sex with you?
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Are a you fricken kiddin me?... Man Wass wrong wit kids these days y'all must be out cho minds lookin this up...
Nasty Children's lookin Up sex All day
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Short for sexual intercourse, (for more information and demonstration type "sexual intercourse in a search bar) used for reproductive purposes.
Used to define gender (male, female)
Humans have made it into something it should not be for example penis in an anus........WTF.
Jason: hey Delainey want to have sex?
Delainey: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY DOG! *slaps*
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A game while driving down the road, screaming "sex" at passing cars with one headlight out.
Sabrina: Sex!!!!
Maddie: Wtf sabrina i thought that was a vagina!
Sabrina: no maddie, a vagina is when the parking lights are only on.
Maddie: Sabrina, you suck
Sabrina: Bite me!
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1. The act of enjoying being single.
2. A forgotten act after you say "I do" and stupidly get married.
3. An insult for married women and the cause of headaches.
1. girfriend: "hey baby, why don't you fuck my head off"
boyfriend: "spread your legs baby"
2. 6 year old daughter "Dad, whats sex?"
Dad: "I don't know honey, I don't remember"
3. wife calling on phone: "When are you comming home?"
husband: "when i finish feasting my cock with these hoes in the pub. Do what you always do, go to sleep darling"
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