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When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
A tractor with a cannon and missiles.
Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
When you are having raw sex with a broad and you proceed to pee while you are balls deep in her vagina.
Yo I might fill tank tonight at Bella’s dorm after slamming these beers.
When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.
“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”
When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.
“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”