Black Crack

Black Crack is slang for vinyl in the DJ culture. It's called black crack because often DJs spend all their money buying vinyl (which is black, and the media which most proffesional DJs use). Since they buy it all the time its an addiction like crack, thus getting the name Black Crack.

I'm going to Amoeba Records today to buy some black crack

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Rebecca Black

American "singer." Her only music video, "Friday," was found and posted on Tumblr, and eventually turned her into an internet celebrity, with over 9 million hits on YouTube within 5 days.

Rebecca Black wants you to know that yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Black Tide

A metal band that at 1st showed great promise , sounding like a mixture of classic metal such as Metallica/Iron Maiden. But by their 2nd album they lost their minds.

Since losing their minds , their original guitarist left the band and was replaced by a guy with a fro. The singer went psychotic and got 5 inch ear gauges. Their music since losing their minds now resembles something more like a mixture of Nickelback/All That Remains.

Guy 1 : Have you heard the new Black Tide?

Guy 2 : Yeah , that shit fucking sucks... and I told em so on facebook and those douchebags actually had the nerve to block me for saying it.

Guy 1 : Jeez really?

Guy 2 : Yeah

Guy 1 : Man fuck Black Tide , their assholes AND their music sucks and they've gone insane now

Guy 2 : Yeah

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Black widow

Black Widow a women who can kick the shit out of you because she is a assassins or seduce you get her way

Person one:This bitches is crazy like assassins crazy
Person Two:Then she must be a black widow

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Black Mage

Black Mage
n. 1. A practicioner of the dark arts; a witch or warlock. Typically serves demonic forces. Shortened version of black magician. 2. A class from the game series Final Fantasy, with a pointy hat and a hidden face. 3. Archetypical evil character; tragic(ally flawed) hero of 8-Bit Theatre.

1. Watch out; that man's a black magician.
2. My party includes a Black Mage and White Mage.
3. I, Black Mage, will one day kill fighter

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Black Hawk

Black Hawk(noun)
Pronounciation- \ˈblak-ˌhauk\

A Historical name pun on "Black Cock"

History Teacher- " and so class, Black Hawk was the Indian Chief of the Sauk Tribe."

Students- "ROFTLOL! He said Black Cock!"

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Black Label

Any fan attending any Lamb of God show in the last nine years has had absolute confidence in one aspect of the set list: they’re going to close with “Black Label.” It has been such a staple for the band that I can say with utmost certainty that should they continue for another nine years, this song will never go unplayed. Why would they rob their fans of the perfect closer? From the tension building intro with that insistent piccolo snare (dundundun pop pop pop pop pop pop dun dundun) to the crippling breakdown, there is so much finality in the song that an encore would undermine it completely. It’s the damn encore-annihilator! This is your last chance to dance, motherfuckers!!! This song makes teenagers want to rush each other to butt heads. When I was just a wee sprite and I first saw the video, I thought I had finally discovered death metal. “Black Label” is violently heavy.

"Last chance to dance motherfuckers, you know what to do. This one's called Black Label!!"

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