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To Michael Jackson means to go from a black skin tone to white skin tone. This is a process which Michael Jackson, the alleged paedophile went through.
Tyrone says his boobs started becoming whiter than usual. I think he's pulling a Michael Jackson.
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"Bro did you hear? I am officially coming out as a michael jackson"
Yeah, you should also become a beta tester
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When 2 men are together are diarrhea in each others mouth. Then, they exchange diarrhea by having one man shove back up the opposite man's ass with his tongue and vice versa. Then that man who just got his ass re-loaded shoots the diarrhea back on the "lucky" man's face and vice versa.
Kinda like a diarrhea cumshot.
Ex 1:
Man 1: Did you ever hear about the Tallahasee Kendall Jackson?
Man 2: Also known as the diarrhea cumshot? Of course! A video of it was emailed it to me!
Man 1: And you watched it? Nasty!
Man 2: Well...Kinda. I saw my friends Kendall Jackson and Devon Hughes try it together, and then they emailed it to me!
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A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
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1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.
2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'
'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'
'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!
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She is a amazing person if you see her you better run after her she is amazing even tho she can get annoying but she is a great friend
Did you hear about Mackenzie Paige Jackson
Ya she so sweet nice and thicc
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