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When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
A sexual fetish act in which a man ties both legs behind their head and ejaculate onto them self.
Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.
A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.
Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic
A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.
Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.