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A university for individuals that enjoy sober, lonely evenings. They are all massive fans of Captain Planet and their women look like an uglier form of Joan Rivers. This university is known for their amazing cold Canadian climate and lack of difficult studies. This is the university that you need to apply to if you never want to meet anyone or enjoy yourself. If you intend to work at Wendy's for the rest of your life than apply to this University. Booze is not allowed at this school because: creative thinking , enjoyment and staggering are strictly prohibited at this school.
Lakehead University is a post secondary institution for people that were held back at least one grade before highschool.
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A small private university, filled with kids that represent the "TU special" or an odd collection of people who were too good to go to state schools. The school also possesses one of the creepiest school mascots costumes in Division 1a athletics. The school is generally considered to over-priced and its students arrogant assholes.
Drew: Hey guys! I'm the TU special, but im also a part of ka!
Jacob: so your socially handicapped?
Drew: Yea You Know it! But thanks to the university of tulsa my troubles will continue!
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A decent school in San Antonio, Texas. The people are nice, but may think they are smarter/prettier/better than they really are.
I partied at Trinity University last night, and the DCS heard loud music so they came and busted my ass and the asses of several of my friends. Wat da fuck????!!!!!!
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Essentially, the only halfway decent university in Delaware where students without a choice or any real aspirations go in order to fulfill their parents academic wishes.
John: So, what school you going to after you graduate?
Friend: I don't know. I guess the University of Delaware.
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Once rated one as of the worst Universities in Canada, this sad excuse for a university mostly caters to the non bilingual population of Ottawa. It has also been known as "Last Chance U", due to its very low entrance requirements.This means all the students that Ottawa U rejects upon application, would probably get accepted at Carleton. Most Carleton students hate the fact that Ottawa U is an official bilingual university and that most of their staff will address students in French before switching to English.
The only redeeming feature Carleton has to offer is their Journalism program. Unfortunately this is becoming a useless discipline because the standards of journalistic writing and integrity have significantly dropped in recent years, meaning any uneducated bozo can become a "journalist".
Carleton students constantly bad mouth the University of Ottawa because they have an inferiority complex, they even made a silly chant about how much they hate their rival University.
As one could see from the lack of criticisms for Carleton on urban dictionary, most U of O students could care less about the rivalry. They know Carleton has a terrible reputation and no matter what improvements Carleton has made over the years this reputation will linger for years to come.
Prospective student: Hey dad I'm think of going to Carleton University instead of U Of O.
Dad: If you think I am going to help you pay to go to last chance U, you can forget it.
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the red headed step child to other good texas universities such as the university of texas and texas a&m. baptists control the town which leads to no fun and every food option is either deep fried or barbequed. if baylor was in a lot better of a location except crazy baylor, it wouldn't be a bad school, but baylor owns baptist extreme christians and those people own waco. all local politics are baylor-centric. if baylor got the hell out of the "utopia" mindframe it could shape up to be a good college down after some major facelifts, but i think baylor is doomed to the same boring stuff and boring town. only go there if you must!
wow that baylor university party really sucked, who woulda thought that the punch wouldn't have a kick to it and bible study would break out?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
i think i'll just drive an hour to UT and party there!
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Second best university in the world, following Harvard. Second best university in the United Kingdom, trailing Oxford. And forever will it be second best.
Boyfriend: You're beautiful. Very beautiful. But I'm looking for a Harvard, you know?
Girlfriend: Excuse me!?
Boyfriend: You see, you're just a Cambridge.
Girlfriend: Cambridge -- Cambridge University?
Boyfriend: Yeah. You see, Britney is an Oxford. You're just not there yet.
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