Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

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Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin

"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."

spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.

“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”

what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"