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The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 29, 2021


Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022


thumb sucking at an old age

when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11

me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes

by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022


thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019


Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online

Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion

by Dr. Ough June 22, 2024


thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...

I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006


Brown Thumbs

A recently formed yet very successful gang based out of Jensen Beach, Florida. With branches spreading as far as Orlando. The gang consist of many key members such as: Thumb Master Poo, Squirts, Big Dump, and Smelly Mike. Also there is rumor of the gang releasing a new album called 'Under My Thumb' with a potential hit single called 'We Just Thumb'n'. Ways to identify a Brown Thumbs member is a BT located on their neck as well as their thumb tattooed brown.

Yo, watch out for them brown thumbs. They'll shit on you.

by Thumb Master Poo February 16, 2015