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Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016


Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023


thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 8, 2009


Thumb down

I wonder why there's so many down thumbed definitions

Many thumb downs here, i wonder why.

by Suklaa November 3, 2018


Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 21, 2010


thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 2, 2024


puts thumbs up

Someone who is a massive neek and has zero hoes. To much of a pussy to put there face in the camera

Josh definitely puts thumbs up on snapchat

by gbngh June 3, 2022