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the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports
My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!
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You are in Porn Hell when you are surfing porn and you get stuck at a porn site that constantly pops up more web browsers, even if you try to close the page, you instantly get another page and you can't leave. The only way out of Porn Hell is to turn off your computer.
I was on that new web site looking at some celebrity shots, having a great porn session until I clicked on a picture of Anna Nicole and it put me into Porn Hell. Pages popped up with all kinds of goat porn and nasty scat. It totally ruined my porn buzz.
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The sexiest website of all time
Wow i need to watch porn
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To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.
My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.
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verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.
noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.
Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."
verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!
noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!
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