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porned

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

by frankyfarts May 20, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage April 12, 2018

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porned

the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet

see also the gerund form porning

1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.

by Ryan Sumner February 9, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by DopamineReceptors April 14, 2019

6192๐Ÿ‘ 514๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn

Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

This porn is good and fresh!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

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porn

The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!

by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018

2125๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn

The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck

Im just so lonely Iโ€™m gonna go watch some porn

by Yaniggabob January 2, 2019

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