September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

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+1 guy

Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.

guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"

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november 1

literal cunt pussy ass bitch that cries whenever his girlfriend can’t chill with him. get a fucking life and stop being such a fuck up little pussy and crying over shit that doesn’t matter. it makes it harder to open up you dumb fuck.

wow you were born on november 1st?! you suck!

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99-1

99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.

Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"

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Thing 1

A boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; Usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.

Girl 1- Ughh I have a new crush

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- Thing 1

Girl 2- Oh is he your main crush?

Girl 1- Yup

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May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

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April 1

Is the birthday of all evil.
It’s April fools day wich makes people born this day naturally demonic, evil, witty, very sarcastic and too smart for their own good. They can be charming and good looking or can seem quite innocent and sweet at first glance but that just helps them tricking you into doing literally ANYTHING

We should be careful i heard she was born on April 1...

I think so too you can almost see the devil in her eyes

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