BL on her T

1)to blow a load on a girls tits
2)to ejaculate on a girls brests

Did you get to BL on her T?

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Slipping her a length

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."

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phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

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raise her spurs

to have sex with a woman

doesn't she look some sort of sexy, i would like to raise her spurs

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standing on her string

A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."

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Honor Before On Her

1. When one or more friends agree not to pursue an interest for the sake of friendship.

2. Retort to "Bros before hoes" when your bro tries to use bro code to get away with doing an un-bro thing and makes you seem un-bro like for not forgiving them.

Guy 1: Hey man, I know we said we wouldn't pursue her but she's just some chick, what happened to bros before hoes?
Guy 2: I had an agreement with you, not her, she's not getting between us, your word is, what happened to honor before on her?

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juice her sluice

For a girl to have an explosive sexual climax.

Every time I see Angelina hanging around with Harry, she looks like she's gonna juice her sluice!

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