Quittergazer

One who stares at $arah Palin in rapt adoration, unable to hear anything she says as anything other than utterly perfect and meaningful.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I thought he might even try slipping her a length."

(FYI this example also works for "slipping her a length".