A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”
“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”
The boy: “ I want Patrick”
Sigma male: “G Chapo”
The man: “Thank you”
Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”
A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?
Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider
Joseph Lombardi gets shit on by his friends
The sixth graders are abnormally small and it used to be known as the rich kid school but now it’s the drug kid school.
Wait you go to St. Joseph’s?
Yeah
Doesn’t everyone so drugs at St. Joseph’s?
Yeah it’s great, even the teachers.