air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

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air up

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. To inflate; to fill with air.

Near the back of the car... BAM!!
Passenger: What was that??
Driver: -sigh- I think we've got a flat tire. I'm gonna have to air it up.
Driver pulls over to the side of the road, gets out his inflator thingy to air up the tire, and bla bla bla you get the point.

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air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

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air attack

Its a Ft Hood thing...

I wish he would quit Air Attacking me. He is too motivated.

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fresh air

To ignore/blank some one.

"Did you speak to her?"

"No i fresh air that girl"

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Air Drumming

Proving to others that you are an attention whore and failed musician.

No-one has mastered the fine art of air drumming like Lex. He does two shows a night at Nick's.

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Air Lock

When a girl is sucking your cock, you grab the back of her head, pulling her close while sticking two fingers up her nose...

air lock: I was getting a bj at movies last night, and I totally airlocked that bitch..

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