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yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
is a major cunt nugget. kinda cool ? has amazing music taste. tries to dress cool like the emo kids. really good at kissing. cries himself to sleep every night.
andrew petrocy sucks some major ass
literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.
“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”
A gay piece of shit that pimps all the hoooooooes and bitches.
That kid gay as hell!
That kid is so andrew boelk.
He is a VERY TALL person. Not cute, but adorable at times. The funniest guy that you will ever meet. He will date your best friend, but you won't hate him. He will text you in the middle of the night asking for advice about his bae. He is someone you can rely on to make the world a happy place. He loves unicorns and his spirit animal is a bunny.
I would love to kill Andrew Hill but he is too funny.
Did you see Andrew Hill in that bunny costume at Unicorn Land?
Andrew Hill is very lucky to have an awesome girlfriend.
An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.
person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*