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slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 9, 2024


The Harris-Biden Administration

Everyone knows that Crooked Joe BIden, the worst president in the history of the country, is a puppet of Comrade Kamala the Border Czar.

11 million illegal aliens have invaded the country, killed Americans, and destroyed medicare in a matter of three years thanks to the Harris-Biden administration.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

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Joe Biden's gonna win

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by Death Menace October 4, 2023


The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.

Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.

by Gigging Goo October 5, 2023


Bukele vs Biden

wow come on powerfully assholes the comparison between the words of the democrats towards the country of el salvador is a clear definition of how the democrats think, meanwhile the old communist god sucker of zelensky's penis father of the greatest drug addict rapist hunter biden is the most intelligent human, to also bankrupt America while the fans are sucking his dick and kissing his boots and bukele therefore he mocks the bullshit conditions in the united states, therefore, conflicts between the biden administration against bukele officials in el salvador and the things that prepaid affiliates think the democrats.

Guy: My god I just can’t tolerate my self with this fucking bukele guy, ukelele and Trumpet are the biggest ally’s together both narcissistic and shit, I hope there’s a real Bukele vs Biden conflict.
Guy 2: get therapy

by ImagineWearingMasks May 28, 2023

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Biden his time

What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.

Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023


The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).

THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022