bird

a very very very lame way of sayin "yo momma"

Boy: ur gay!!
girl: yo bird.
boy: who tha hell says that? i mean wat the hell is that sposed 2 mean anyway?
girl: its another way of sayin yo momma.
boy: then y the hell dident u just say yo momma :|...
girl: ...iono because im a follower n not a leader and i do wat the masses do... *runs and crys*

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ron the bird

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that

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the regurgitating Bird

Spitting cum in the face of a man. When a girl is giving a man a blow job and he cums. Instead of swallowing it or spiting it out you Spit it in his face.

this is a response to when a man spidermans you. so hey baby, yeah i will suck your cock but oh wait you wanted me to swallow? well here honey i have another idea in mind. yeah you like that huh, i'm gonna call it the regurgitating bird

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Boogity Bird

A carnivorous winged creature that will attack humans at the sound of the word "rice." It has acute hearing from up to 3 miles away. When targeted, a human will hear numerous bird calls ("boogity") before being attacked violently. After the initial attack, the victim usually experiences leg spasms and seizures. Most recorded cases of Boogity Bird attacks have been fatal.

They didn't know it, but the Boogity Bird was lurking. They made a mistake, slipped up and said the one word he hates, and a quiet, beautiful day in the woods quickly turned into a bloody murder massacre.

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bite the bird

Killing the fun by being too enthusiastic

He texted her 5 minutes after getting her number. He really knows how to bite the bird.

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bird flu

a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.

My Chain -Gucci Mane "My chain got pneumonia, watch got the bird flu..."

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psychosis for birds

Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite common under these psycho-sexual thrillers and their show tune escapades. Commonly the only course of action is to allow the birds their freedom to roam to the coast and sit on decrepit piers to keep their sanity.

Like an exotic bird perched atop a weathered pier on a far-away coastline, the psychosis for birds crept up slowly.

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