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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
when you dive down of a girl on her period and take a bong rip after
dude she wanted to smoke so i saw the moment and took the meanest bloody hit
Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.
Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.
Having sex with a girl while she’s still on her period with tampon in.
She was still on her period so we made a bloody shortcake.
Having sex with a girl while she’s still on her period with tampon in.
She was still on her period so we made a bloody shortcake.
To fuck a chick in the ass until your dick bleeds and her ass bleeds
"O!O!O!O!O!O!"
"Wait, I think I'm ablout to bleed"
"Fine,I'll Bloody Baron you"
During sex, the girl spins while riding, while she's on her period.
Last night my girl gave me a bloody corkscrew.