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"Blue Candy" is a term used to describe the kind of autistic person who, when given a choice, picks the most obnoxious and childish option available, just to be different. It doesn't matter how well-loved the classics are; someone who is "blue candy" will purposefully pick the most obscure or unpopular things to be their favorites. For instance, the blue candy subject will favor sour blue raspberry candy simply because everyone else in the world loves chocolate. These people think they look special and quirky, but really they turn themselves into social outcasts. Blue candy people are easily identifiable by their pet reptile, dyed hair, left-handedness, and a desire to try the most disgusting thing on the menu, just cause.
No offense, but your boyfriend is so blue candy. He told me his favorite song on the album was the instrumental one. Wtf?
Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.
My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.
Antonym:
I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.
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A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.
Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.
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When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.
"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"
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Something that you can say when someone under 13 years old, or someone who acts like a little kid says something that’s supposed to be threatening, but isn’t really that threatening
Person 1: “I’ll unfriend you”
Person 2: “Eat some candy”
Sweet Cunt Any Naive Dude Yums for.
My mouth is watering for some sweet candy tonight!
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Going to a rave for the sole purpose of fishing for candy kids.
One must use a fishing pole with a glow stick for a lure.
Once the candy kid spots the glowstick, tug it a little so he/she will instinctively chase.
Then reel it all the way back in.
If their feelings get hurt, give them the glowstick and their faith in humanity will be restored.
"Hey Pete, what did you guys do last night?"
"We went candy kid fishing. It was my first time out, and I caught a Hello Kitty!"
I don't like to fill the candy bowl at work, I prefer my own toilet at home.
Can we stop the car at the next rest stop? I need to fill the candy bowl.
After a big thanksgiving dinner, I always need to fill the candy bowl.