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n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?
Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe
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a typical party where everything that is being drank is poured into red, plastic cups. this is a stereotype, not a fact, but it is still very common amongst college and high school students.
dude, let's hit the red cup party!
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a lady who sell juice that has been frozen in a cup from 10-25 cents a cup. She sells it from her house usually to neighborhood kids.
"Mama, can I get a quarter to go to the froxen cup lady house"
"I'm going to the frozen cup lady house"
"What kind of frozen cup you finna get from the frozen cup lady house? I'm finna get the yellow one."
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to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.
this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.
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A person uses this phrase to describe their sluggish condition when they have not drunk their usual quota of coffee to get going in the morning.
"Dude, why are you so slow and stupid today?"
"The coffeemaker broke. I stopped by Starbucks on my way to work, but I'm still under my cup."
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Too big of boobs for a small body ... Fattening to an average body, & pathetic looking to a fat or obese body
Grant - "I'm a boob guy--I love a DD cup"
Ty - " Have you seen them in real life before? They're saggy & have stretch marks --- a C cup is pretty much perfect or even a b or an A, especially when it's a skinny girl -- fuckin' hot to cum all over -- girls like that are even better to cum all over "
Grant - "really ??"
Ty - "yeah -- even Jennifer Lopez & Kendall Jenner have B cups"
Grant - "dang I wanna get with a small chested girl"
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A "cool party" in which faggots get together with their "friends" and partake in drinking alcohol (or fucking coors light) from plastic cups and take many pictures of themselves posing with the cups to then later upload to facebook to show everyone how fucking cool they are.
"YOOO bro! i was so wasted last night at matt's house... i mean you can clearly see from all the facebook pix!! i don't even remember it!"
"i guess that faggot was at a plastic cup party last night"
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