don't even trip

dont play me like pumkin pie bitch.

don't even trip that bitch is on speed dial.

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Don't Destroy Dick December

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.

Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!

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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

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homie don't play that way

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole

"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"

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I don't even know

A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.

"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"

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i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

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I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!