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Romy Bauer first coined this expression in 2000. When she didn't want to say the "F word"
Romy is in Joel's caravan
Shut the front door
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When a woman inserts glitter into her anus and then farts upon a man's face.
Tim: Dude, have you been to a strip club? You have glitter all over your face!
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.
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A late night hook-up that you met on tinder (or any "dating" app) and you don't want your roommates to see them because they are well below your usual standards. So you sneak them in through the back door.
Hey Rob! We heard the back door bandit sneak in last night. How was she? Did this one have both legs?
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When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.
Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
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The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
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craigslisting a photo of your penis and then having the respondents ring your door bell at a mutually agreed upon time for gay sexual exploits. Requires one to serena in advance in order to have a clean recepticle.
Tony had to leave the gang early because he had door bell trade scheduled at 3:00 and he needed to serena first!
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Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.
aye Bro I just seen this fine female I need you to come kick door for me.
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