Buckle Fingers

When you accidentally drop your wife on the dance floor

John: Woah, did he just drop his wife while swing dancing?

Jay: Yeah, he has Buckle Fingers

Next Finger

When your on Chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person.

Girl 1: UGH can we be for real.. like I dont want to see your weiner..
Girl 2: ya I know... NEEXXT
Girl 1: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY JUST NEXTED THAT HOT GUY...
Girl 2: Next Finger... awkward

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

Finger banged

To get finger fucked

"Woah dude I got loads of pussy last night"
"What was it like?"
"It wasn't great , I mainly just finger Banged her"

thin-finger

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.

Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.

Finger Diarrhea

This is what happens when someone misspells a word over and over in a chat room, while trying to correct it at the same time.

*in a chat room*
Johnny: man I am fucking loving this plamsa lamp
Johnny: plasam*
Johnny: plsama*
Johnny: FUCK
Danny: nice finger diarrhea, mate

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!