you must be fun at parties

A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.

Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.

Me: You must be fun at parties.

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Play-Doo Fun Factory

A strap on apparatus for the anus that allows for solid waste to be extruded in fun shapes such as stars or spaghetti.

Ginger and I spiced up our normal Cleavland Steamer party this weekend by adding a Play-doo Fun Factory into the mix. My shit never looked so creative as a it did when the pile of steamy spaghetti settled between her breasts.

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Super Happy Fun Guy

aka Closet Homosexual

When a guy goes around boasting about how great he is and how gay other guys are compared to him, this is known as a super happy fun guy. Also, when a guy tries to tell other guys how gay they are and makes up all sorts of gay fantasies about them, this is known as a super happy fun guy. His fixation on all things gay and homosexual will be glaringly obvious. His narcissistic glorification of his body and obsession with other males' bodies and exercise regimes will creep out everyone, even the "flaming faggots." He will brag about his ability in bed, but his dick pics will be pencil thin. He will claim to adore the female body, but his very vocal fantasies will all be about gay sex. He will loudly and hurriedly deny any inclination towards homosexuality, but nobody will believe him.

"You are a fat boring vanilla bitch and can't even suck a dick right."

"Wow! You sound like a super happy fun guy."

"OMG. This super happy fun guy kept asking me about my nail polish."

"Are you serious?! I thought he said he's straight?"

" Idk but that was pretty gay of him to ask."

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one shot fun gun

A penis. The one shot refers to ejaculation

I told this chick to put her hands up and i shot her in the face with my one shot fun gun.

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It's fun to eat at the rYeMCA Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes on Rye w/ Mustard, Cheese & Avocado

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's fun to eat at the rYeMCA Burger, you should check it out!"

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High-End Fun Dip

A spoonful of peanut butter dipped in instant hot chocolate mix

ALSO: Cocaine

And for dessert we had some high-end fun dip

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It’s all fun n games

Something you say as a joke at first until it gets serious.

It’s all fun n games ‘till we lose.
It’s all fun n games ‘till we get robbed.

It’s all fun n games ‘till we get shot.

It’s all fun n games ‘till I cry

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