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A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
A very amazing person that has an iPad.(:
Morgan Barner is here! OMG!!!!!!!
Hottest girl alive , she fire
That girl is so hot, ya her name is morgan widener, she is my girlfriend
A loser. Makes lame jokes and usually only one person laughs at it
Person 1: Do you know Nolan Morgan?
Person 2: yeah, he’s a loser.
Morgan McMillan is a odd young lady she is quit weird she only dates "black gangsters" and she thinks she’s cool but really just another fool.
Zion “Morgan McMillan thinks she’s cool cause she likes black gangsters but she’s really stupid.”
Pedro “Yeah I don’t know what her problem is.”