Mother Packed Suitcase

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

your biological mother

phat

Your biological mother is scientifically unmeasurably obese

all mothered up

completely out of control; crazy

Ryan crashed Kevin's Vespa onto the White House lawn. That drunken fool is all mothered up.

Mother Fuckin' Crane

A style of hitting an opponent where you bring your elbow to chest level and your hand to eye level while brining all of your finger tips(including the thumb) together facing foward. When you strike your opponent you keep your elbow in place while striking your hand strongly towards your target. If you have done this properly your hand and arm should look like a crane.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.

Kid 1: (Strikes Kid 2 with the Mother Fuckin' Crane method)

Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?

Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!

Not Your Mother's Beaver

Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.

Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.

ur brother a mother

The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.

Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian
Ken: well ur granny tranny

Frank: Lol ur sister a mister
Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man
Frank: Do it you pussy
Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
*frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.