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A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.
"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"
"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."
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The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.
Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.
Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.
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The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.
"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"
(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)
"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"
"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)
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Synonym/euphemism for penis. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.
Get your soup bone out of my spunky monkey!
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A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.
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Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.
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When multiple people pee in an abandoned car.
Man, did you see that abandoned Prius? It was totally a Soup Kitchen. All those guys peed in it.
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