That was a good one!

A way of saying "good one" without it coming out rude

When someone tells a funny joke you would say "That was a good one!."

Oppose to a crappy joke you would say rudely "Good one!"

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One Direction

A shit,faggot group with teenage girl fans who finger themselves and have nothing better to do in life than listen to shitty music,THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING BAND,THEY'RE A FUCKING GROUP,GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARDS. If you want good music,fucking listen to You Me At Six. They don't care about their fans they just want fucking money.

Girl: "OMG One Direction are the best I love them!"
Me: "They're ugly faggots with shit music,they don't care about their fans,they just want fucking money."

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Good one!

This is an extremely sarcastic response to someones lame joke or foolish comment.

It is over emphasized greatly to stress the point that the comment or humor they made was in fact "NOT, A GOOD ONE."

Often will annoy or hurt the person it is directed at, but that was the point in the first place! Sometimes it is followed by the persons name to further cut them down as in " good one hank!"

Harold: She was asking me to go out sometime, I wasn't sure what to say?

Gary: you should have said, " I can't go out because I am a reverse vampire and the night kills me"...

( pause with no laughter)

Harold: Good One!

Gary: Shut up, your jokes are lameburgers too..

Harold: wow, another good one!

Gary: you're a jerk

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the gay one

Every manufactured boyband has one token gay member, often ridiculously camp yet still in the closet for the sake of his female teenage audience who are in denial.
This member is almost always known by the name "The gay one from name of band in enlightened conversation.

"Hey, isn't that the gay one from Westlife doing his shopping?"

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Get one

A less conspicuous way to infer sexual attraction; as opposed to other base and common adjectives such as "fuck" and "shag". This term manages to achieve the same primitive undertones whilst sounding somewhat factual and legitimate in its subject matter.

May also be said in other ways such as "I'd give her one" "She'd get one", "He'd get it..."

If I was drunk she'd get one...

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cut one

fart

that nasty fcker cut one in the elevator

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two in one

A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.

Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.

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