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pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick March 16, 2014


Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered

Don't go nut picking me i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020


Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, especially in trans people . Derogatory.

don't go nut picking me because I'm pre-op. i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020


pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 January 10, 2016


Picking Up Pennies

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.

It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.

"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"

by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025


Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.

I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.

by KattLee January 24, 2014


pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 09, 2024