rusty peacock

sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue

John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.

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Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.

I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.

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Rusty slipper

Where a pet (or person) takes a dump in one of your slippers.

Acht, my dogs gave me a rusty slipper this morning!

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rusty packard

Wilson's porn alias

Wilson told House to call him Kyle Calaway ,House thought Wilson's porn name is Rusty Packard

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rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!

Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!

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rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "giver" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine and semen. The "giver" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.

I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.

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Rusty Scupper

A poop-ridden dick after anal sex

Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.

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