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September 12th

September 12th is national kim’s a fucking retard day. on September 12th be sure to remind kim that they are a fucking retard.

“Hey Kim you’re a fucking retard
“What the fuck?”
“Don’t worry it’s September 12th”

by cyan socks August 30, 2020

3👍 6👎


September 4th

Everyone born on this day is guaranteed to be a emo and waste of space

People born on September 4th are wanna be Tik Tok famous

by Kxrma.v November 18, 2019

12👍 40👎


September 10

People born on this day have the n word pass! say it all up

people born on september 10: n****
omg bro you cant say that!!!
people born on september 10: yes i can i was born on september 10th

by cootkitten September 5, 2021

8👍 14👎


26 september

26 september is natinol video game on this game you must play at least 5 diffrent games and go up 5 lvls o i willl eat your moms puss

i want to sweat some noobs so i can lvl up for 26 september

by not_funny September 25, 2020

8👍 26👎


September 6

national bully kk day

olivia: I can’t wait for September 6 to bully KK!!
aaliyah: i know right what should we bully her for today?

by harrystyleswife October 13, 2019

21👍 83👎


September 25

According to Japanese numerology, September is the 350th unluckiest day to be born. Unless you’re Will Smith, Mark Hamill, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Donald Glover, or some other rich celebrity, if your birthday is the 25th of September, you’re fucked.

“Are you feeling lucky, punk?”
“Well, I was born on September 25, so, not really.”

by ZaWryWarudo October 15, 2019

21👍 84👎


16th september

This day is the national thights grabbing day. On this day you can grab whoever's thights you want and give it a tight squeeze.

Damn son today it's 16th September, I hope I'll manage to squeeze someone's thights!

by Maryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 20, 2019

4👍 10👎