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A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.
When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.
The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.
The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"
A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.
Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”
Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”
When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
To inhale smoke of a pill tray
"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!