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The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.
Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.
A plague born from hell and the 2018 indie game ¨among us¨ symptoms may include saying ¨sus¨ to everyday objects and saying ¨when the impostor sus¨ these are the most common symptoms but the syndrome evolves as it lives with the longest reported case´s forcing them to make a song called ¨among us drip¨ and creating NSFW work.
If you or a loved one show any of these symptoms there is a cure...
First remove any and all electronic devices
Second remove any and all items that could cause the syndrome to arise
Third lock them in a room
And fourth wait for about 4 weeks after this let them out they should be a new person
When the imposter sus
Bruh you have amogus syndrome
A deadly contagious syndrome that can cause particles, situated in ones testicles, to expand over the span of around 16 weeks, and eventually explode the shit out of their ballsack.
“guys… GUYS… DAVE HAS BIG SYNDRO-”*death*
Nobody:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you have been diagnosed with… big syndrome. I can approximate about 12 more weeks left for you to live. I suggest you move to a far, deserted island before it’s too late.”
“Yo guys, I’m gay”
Afraid to show their simp levels in public, due to cowardness, he/she is a tsundere who wants to match pfp yet cant due to their cowardness.
Person #1: Yo, introduce us to your girl when?
Person #2: What gf?
Person #3: Dude you're slowly showing Couver syndrome.
A person supposedly so liberal and open minded, their emotions are retarded when they fail to see your point of view.
Jason thinks he is so liberal until you disagree with his views, and he starts to scream and berate you. He definitely suffers from McDown Syndrome.
When you don't even have to try to be popular anymore. You can say literally anything, and everything thinks you're hot shit.
Guy: I just don't get why James is so popular, he's so fucking useless
Guy 2: James has Pewdiepie Syndrome
Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.
Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome