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Someone who steals someone's chick.
Watch out for Steve...
Why is that?
He's a Bacon Snake... Snaked my bacon just the other week!
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When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.
I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.
when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.
Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*
The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
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don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...
...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".
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a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
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