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This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
"Hey have you heard about Cars 3 race for revenge it has an amazing story.
A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.
See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.
"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."
Something that concerns racers who are way off the pace.
Sean is really slow and gets out of the way because he needs to claim he has good racing etiquette.
When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.
You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?
A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.
Let's do some Chariot racing.