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A white guy surprise is when you first see a white man's penis for the first time. You never know what you are going to get. It's a white guy surprise.
Tonight I saw Brad's penis for the first time, it was a white guy surprise.
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closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.
"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."
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The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!
Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!
Steve: What's the SJT?
Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
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the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.
Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.
When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.
The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.