Pool Wedgie

a wedgie that you get from swimming

I just got done swimming, I had a pool wedgie the whole time i was in.

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Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.

What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!

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bad luck guy

that guy that shows up and brings bad luck for the home team in a sporting event; whether its baseball, basketball, football, etc.

Hey Jim, you better leave right now! the last game you came to we lost. Youre the bad luck guy!

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3 S's of Hygiene

shit shower shave

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.

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personal reflection time

when your by yourself and you lounge around in your house, apartment, dorm, etc. naked. either because you like being naked or too lazy to put clothes on

G always has personal reflection time for an hour after his 6 am workout. LOL

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boxer flip

when you run out of boxers so you take the boxers that your initially wearing and flip them inside out for the next day as if they were a fresh pair

man i ran out of boxers for the week so i had to boxer flip the ones i had on

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Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas

After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers

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