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a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex
"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"
A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.
Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today
Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!
The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles
the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.
how did your day go in the yard today deebo?
"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."
During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.
My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!
The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!