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a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!
Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab
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People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.
Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.
A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....
Aston Kutcher is a Zombie Dick, everything his dick touches becomes zombified and turns to shit....
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While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.
"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."
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The most horrible fucking game I've played. Nothing compared to (Garden Warefare). This game is so fucking brain dead it makes me want to choke myself. The characters are unbalanced as shit, there are no variants, micro transactions, and (noobies) everywhere. I'd rather stick a dildo up my ass and leave it there till I sit down and it starts to bleed than play this game. This game dishonors all (PvZ) players. The idiot fucking devs don't know what the hell they are doing. They don't even listen to their community telling them what to fix. And when they do update the game it breaks again. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Guy: Wanna play Plants vs Zombies BFN?
Guy 2: Hell no, let's play GW2.
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With great haste. Quickly. Now.
Go eat something before the zombies get you, you look anorexic.
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Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!
Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
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